Will the next Wii be called the Wiiii, or the Wii Wii?  Or will they go the whole hog and call it the Pii?

They missed a trick with Army of Two The 40th Day. They should have called it Army of Tutu. Geddit?

Exam:

If they did a game based on a film, based on a game based on a film, how bad would it be? Use annotated diagrams wherever possible.

If Matt has a submachinegun, a .45 pistol, a shotgun and an RPG, how much lead will you eat?  For extra credit: Discuss the humour to awfullness ratio of The Return of Matt Hazard.

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Screw, Marry, Kill?: Sephiroth, Liquid Snake, CATS

Discuss the probability of a plastic gun being shipped with the next Call of Duty game.

Cosplay: yay or nay?

Who would win in a fight?  Metapod or Magikarp?

Who has fellated more VPs and executives?  Mario OR Sonic?

Sophitia or Taki?

Michelle or Julia?

Elena or Chloe?

Cloud or Squall?

Kasumi or Ayane?

“Guitar Hero sucks ass, Rock Band is so much better.”  An idiot once said this, discuss both his idiocy and the irony of the sameness of the two games mentioned.

Coldplay: nay or nay?

True or False: XBox 360 owners will ALWAYS pay to play.

World Of Warcraft players are generally shut-ins and sad freaks.

True or False: PS3 owners will ALWAYS love the PS3, but despise Sony.

Ratchet or Jak?

Crash or Spyro?